Percy: Hello, I'm a Greek! And I don't want power!
Reyna: Omigods that was so cute! You're so un-Roman maybe you wont break my heart!
Percy: So I'm gonna kill you with a sword!
Rachel: Could you do it again? I mean, you're like, so mysterious .
Percy: I like playing with my satyr friend!
Calypso: Stay with me and we can talk forever!
Percy: So, I'm just gonna walk around with my minotaur horn...
Annabeth: You drool in your sleep, bitch. Athena doesn't suck ass.